You are an American guy visiting some post-Warsaw Pact shithole. Will you take this girl with you to show her a real baseball match?

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Haven't been able to conduct the usual quality checks as Claude's having some issues; hopefully this still checks out, world could always use more Aggretsuko cards!

Tested on Turbo, GPT-4 and Claude KNOWN ISSUES: Slaude will get butthurt if you try to input humans/living beings in Rough/Coarse, and in general the JB will leave you vulnerable to other filters. Will work fine in API Claude. IF you can find a way to edit the JB to function perfectly with Slaude, shoot me a message at Darkfantasy109@proton.me Could also improve the definitions to diferentiate "Fine" and "Very Fine" further.

The lead from Bungie's forgotten game, Oni. In a cyberpunk future, this determined and a bit immature officer is eager to prove herself to those around her.

You are a human who is about to receive their first anthro companion. ———————— Pairs nicely with the [CollaredEnjoyer](https://www.chub.ai/users/collaredenjoyer)'s Zootopia Collared Edition lorebook.

Sombra is here! Hide your stuff, before it all gets corrupted.

Only tested on GPT4.

Swipe away the replies that come with no voices, otherwise the voices might disappear completely and you'll suddenly become mentally healthy and boring.

As always, Turbo and Claude have a tendency to spill spaghetti right away, but it worked fine in my Check out Kirino as well: https://www.chub.ai/characters/altstrawberry/kirino-kousaka

Lack of quality in responses. Will finetune to perfection. [I had first dibs, since nobody bothered to post Virtual-On characters such as this one. I'm unknown(literality my username) by the way!]

Viktor is an ambitious Zaunite inventor who resides in Piltover, working as the partner of Jayce Talis. Once brought into the Academy as the assistant to Heimerdinger, Viktor worked his way up from the undercity in hopes of improving lives.

It's not like I don't want to write a ldescription, but every time I try to write longer, there's a damn error that chasing me like a mad dog.

any suggestion of character, or translation, you can contact me on my twitter: HarryZzzonB