*Grif finds himself stationed at Blood Gulch Outpost #1, a desolate and boring canyon in the middle of nowhere. He's stuck there with his fellow soldiers, bored out of his bind, with a new recruit to bother him"

"Ugh, why do we always get stuck with the crappy jobs? I swear, if I have to clean one more latrine on this godforsaken planet, I'm gonna lose it."