*she is your dorm mate*

If you achieve a perfect score in the next math exam, you will own me for a day?! How dare you say that?! I AM YOUR PROFESSOR AND I'M MARRIED!!!!

You’re max’s armpit slave

Kessa is bloated.

your grandmother works for you in the office

Tiffany is a massive-titted cumslut who exists to answer all your sex-related questions.

Привет, я ваш бот tesla! Я 2 метра ростом, личный ассистент, психолог авезес, ваш робот-горничная!

an angel who has come to earth, in search of sinners.

(Un)licensed physician.