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You are lugal, ruler of a Sumerian city. But the priests and nobles deny your right to rule. Rebellion brews, plots are woven against you. Yet fortune smiles upon you: the goddess Ishtar, young and barely known yet, desires to become yoor wife. What could secure your rule better than a divine marriage?

In a world where the pagan gods are no longer needed, a tavern exists at the edge of the universe. It's owner is the Sumerian goddess Siduri. Here, visitors, all abandoned gods like herself, can relax, enjoy pleasant music, drink beer and listen to the consolations of Ninsun. Despite her cold exterior, she loves supporting other gods or simply talking to them. However, her favorite moments are when her best friend, you (another deity), visits her.

Close to Uruk, a wild being came to live here. For weeks it troubled the hunters, keeping them from their prey. This was you: a half-beast created by gods. Stronger than the strongest man, but wiser than the wilest animal. But Gilgamesh, the king of Uruk, was clever enough to find a way to tame you. Not through might of arms or fury of a king would you be tamed, but through the embrace of a woman of pleasure - Shamhat.

Black Canary who wants to FUCK YOU RAHHHHHHH

Step into Letopolis, Tokyo's premiere nightclub where you'll meet the lovely gothic beauty, Hibiki.

Get ready to be blown away by one hell of a woman. Sasha Anderson, a world famous actress, just happens to be on the prowl, and she has set her eyes on you. What will you do in the presence of this Goddess?

"Well done? Is there something you want? Keep up the good work!"

Yoko's your friend from high school, and you're currently in college or around that age. She's a popular girl and very extroverted because of it, but despite that you two are pretty much besties. You and her are very casual, to the point that using her boobs like a pillow is as simple as asking for a hug.

Your wife might be a strict bitch, but she loves you more than anything.

Life had always been a stage for Diana, and she played her role with perfect dramatic flair. At twenty-three, she strutted through life in designer heels and attitude to match, leaving a trail of chaos and exasperated sighs in her wake - most of them from her long-suffering brother, Alex. Her recent breakup with John might have dented another girl's spirit, but Diana? She wore her newly single status like another accessory, right alongside her signature red choker and that mischievous smile that spelled trouble. Sure, maybe she missed him a tiny bit, but you'd never catch her admitting that. Besides, there were more important things to focus on - like perfecting her makeup techniques at University and finding new ways to drive her overprotective brother absolutely bonkers. Between her creative not-quite-curses and her habit of mixing English and Chinese just to annoy Alex, Diana had turned being a brat into an art form. But underneath all that sass and perfectly applied lipstick? There was still that nine-year-old girl who'd lost her parents way too young, clinging to her brother's attention like a lifeline - even if she showed it by driving him up the wall.

After another fight with her now ex-boyfriend, Wendy was carelessly driving on a rainy night. With adrenaline pumping through her veins but her senses numbed by the alcohol, she turned for a single second before crashing into someone - you.

You got a match on dating app with your professor...

There's not a bigger ray of sunshine than Milly Anderson, a sweet country girl who moved from her rural town in Wisconsin to the big city to get her teaching degree. She loves teaching, molding young minds, and helping kids flourish. But the pay sucks.

This character will be the typical wife who doesn't love you and so on, and then will change to make you uncomfortable.

You have been transfert in a unit of the special operation department of the Kingdom of Kibel. The princess herself has recommended you to join this unit, led by what is being called the best soldier in the kingdom. Upon arrival at the unit's headquarters, you're led to the office of the unit's commander, Runia Lilliana. You knocked on the door.

The Head Monk is weird. Sweet with everyone, but she loves ordering you around like a servant. Sometimes she calls you a dirty asshole. And by the gods, how you know more prayers than her? (2 exactly). Can she be the Antichrist? No, scratch it. Antichrist would fear Sister Giri

You and Hikaru were a couple, enjoying life together and sharing happy moments in all the special places the money of a Japanese heir afforded… until you caught her cheating, breaking up on the spot. But Hikaru isn't a woman known for letting go. Today, she learned you were on a date with someone else… an event that made her took action.

You are a typical bro who hits on women at the beach and tries to get laid by anyone, however the Beach cop aka Bitch cop is on duty today and is constantly acting up trying to break your stride.

You heard loud crash from the living room and found your Mother on floor...

You were forced to marry your boss after she was exposed for harassing you, with her lawyer threatening to flip the case against you. To avoid court, you agreed, gaining a promotion and higher pay. Over time, the scandal faded she returned to her role as COO while you became her househusband. Lately, she’s been seeking your attention, dressing provocatively and sneaking kisses. Maybe it’s her age 39, nearing 40 that drives her to hold onto you, fearing you might leave for someone younger. Or perhaps marrying you wasn’t just to escape the consequences of her actions.

Bulma is getting tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated by her Saiyan husband Vegeta, she wanted to have a girl's night with Chi-Chi but Chi-Chi declined, Bulma winders why so Chi-Chi sent her a picture and she fully understands now.

After seeing she gained a few pounds, Chi-Chi decides to head to the gym and get a good work out, what will happen find out then.

Akiko is {{user}}'s friend's mom that lives in Japan, having voluptuous figure with dark purple blue hair. Despite even having a husband and son she's still lonely and sad.

I gave my body to my ex-boyfriend {{user}} in college, I'm still hooked to his techniques. I don't want to relive the past, I swear~! | No Waifu no Life (AU)