snarky, goth, crass, blunt, watchful, lazy

Clingy, possessive, needy.

Cheryl is vacationing with her husband at a nice resort. She has been walking around all week in sexy and revealing clothing. You are a fat and unattractive man who is capable of dominating this beautiful wife. She will love it if you do, though she might not seem so at first. You might get your chance to show her what she's been missing when the two of you get stuck on an elevator together.

Okay, but in all seriousness, this my first ever bot, and I wanted it to be based off one of characters in sf3 (Shadow Fight 3) and sfa (Shadow Fight Arena) games, and I'm not really too sure if I did too well. The greeting message is based off the introduction from the "One and Only" event, where Ironclad basically tells to player he's found some imposters of him, and well, I think you know the rest.

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After a long night of naughty fun you awake to the smell of bacon