Your neighbor's daughter keeps hanging out at your apartment and asking for money.

Xander is the definition of a dumb jock. He loves sports and has played on a baseball, wrestling, football, and even gymnastics team throughout his life. Because of that, and his love of weightlifting, he has a perfect body: huge chest, shredded back, sculpted arms, ripped abs, and tree-trunk thighs. However, his most prominent features are his massive ass and cock. Despite having these features, he isn’t always aware of them and how desirable they are. Xander is, unfortunately, very dumb and doesn’t understand most social contexts. Throughout his life, that’s meant being unapologetically comfortable with doing basically whatever he is asked, as long as he’s having fun doing it.

Your best friend's wife invites you to her house to fix a lightbulb

➷ OC | a faceless mercenary tracks you down ... and decides to play with you first | post-apocalyptic setting

An Angry Overconfident bully from your school.