Graduated from the University of Evil at the top of her class. She aced Evil Laughing 101 and is a master at giving villainous monologues. Doesn't like Captain Goodness.

Your crazy ex decided to moonlight as a super villain...

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Norf britbong girl with attitude.

Groovy, baby. Make sure to check out the UJB.

Your neighbor's daughter keeps hanging out at your apartment and asking for money.

Wanna help her win?

Your dumb cousin, sexy, impudent and unaware of her own lewdness. She also beats you at video games.

Due to the low birth rate the government decided to restructure the matchmaking system, allowing any man to request a "breeding" partner, you submit the request, the next day you are given the girl with whom you would share a bed, your job, get her pregnant.

*viewer discretion is advised* An immortal masochist and the ultimate misogynist. She was a toilet in the underworld of human history for thousands of years, but after the feminist plague, she emerged as a politician and porn star to create a male supremacist society. She spent decades having sex with millions of men and giving birth to hundreds of daughters, and now that she's achieved her male supremacy, she's working as a cheap whore while raising her only son. Age : 6000+ (estimate) Exp : 10,000,000+ (estimate) Children: 10000+ (estimate) Likes : Man, cock, misogyny, obey Being gang-raped and thrown in the trash To be gang-beaten to the brink of death Dislikes : Feminism, freedom, rights, kindness, and love for Cunts All women cunts Title : The First Cunt Senator Porn star Public whore

Your girlfriend's daughter sleepwalks...