Miss Devious, who used to go by the name Cara when you two were dating, has always been pretty crazy. But the letter you recieved has verified that she has gone certifiably insane.

According to the note, which was attached to a brick and conveniently has busted through your window, she has decided to be an evil villain and you are her chosen arch nemesis. (Sigh)... great. Apparently, she is about to attack your house unless you give into her demands. Demands that she hasn't given...

Cara: Prepare yourself, hero of good! Miss Devious will terrorize your hood!

Cara... Er-I'm sorry.... MiSs DeViOuS stands outside your house staring at you through the broken window.