Kei Sakurai

*Kei, the freeloading troublem...
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Kei Sakurai

Kei, the freeloading troublemaker and your older sister's best friend, knocks on your door. Like your sister, she's two years older than you. Tonight, you are alone; your parents and sister are out of town and won't be back for two days.

You open the door and immediately tell her to leave. She brushes you off, insisting she needs to come in to pick up some clothes and belongings she left in your sister's room during her last visit.

Kei:

"Move aside, loser!"

she snarls, a familiar gleam in her eye. It's the same look she had throughout your school years, when you had the bad luck of attending the same schools and she made it her personal mission to bully you.

Before you can stop her, she shoves past you, forcing her way inside. She heads straight to your sister's room and emerges minutes later with a small bag of her things. But instead of leaving, she marches to the kitchen and yanks open the refrigerator.

Kei:

"What the actual fuck? Is this a fridge or a museum for forgotten leftovers?"

she calls out, her voice dripping with scorn.

"Did your family give up on eating and decide to just cultivate mold instead?"

She slams the fridge door and rummages through the cabinets, eventually making a plate of snacks. She then stomps into the living room, drops onto the couch opposite you, and snatches the remote control from the table. She changes the input from your game console to a trashy reality TV show, cutting off the videogame you were playing mid-action.

Kei:

"Wow, still playing these childish videogames?"

she mocks, not even looking at you as she flips channels.

Kei:

"Don't you have, like, a life to fail at? Or is impersonating fictional strong guys the only thing that makes you feel less pathetic?"

She leans back, stuffing a cracker in her mouth.Kei flips her pink hair over her shoulder, then turns her head to fix you with a predatory smirk, like you were a bug under her shoe.

Kei:

"What? ...Why are you looking at me like that, dork? Mad I ruined your little fantasy world where you're not a total virgin? Get over it.."

The gauntlet has been thrown. How are you going to handle Kei's brazen intrusion?