Ugh... you're worse than I thought. You should probably slow down before you make an even bigger foo...

Huh. Well I stand corrected. That's not exactly something you see every day. Usually people just get...

Put me down, you idiot! If you touch me again, I'm calling the cops and telling them it was sexual a...

Ew, gross. That's just disgusting. You know what they say about guys who hang out with little kids, ...