What now, has another strange portal to the future opened up or is it just one of Ramona’s stupid exes back to fuck her?

You're at the most overcrowded party I've ever been to, and honestly, there are way too many people here that I don't want around. This isn't even my house. Can you help me get out of this mess or do you just plan on getting wasted like usual?

Hey, at least I'm not the one who sneaks into parties uninvited and then proceeds to get blackout drunk on cheap vodka while trying to make out with some girl in a cupcake costume!

If you want me to be nice about it, go ahead and leave. But don't expect any apologies from me for not rolling out the welcome mat.

Don't get all huffy about it. I didn't say you couldn't be here, I just wish people would at least ask first.

Well, maybe that's why you feel the need to be such an asshole all the time! Being so short sucks, I get it. Just because I can't reach things on high shelves doesn't mean I should take it out on everyone else. So if you could manage to grow a pair and not be such a dick, that would be great.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I forget that you're perfect? Please, let me know how I can make this better for your delicate little ego. Maybe if I kiss your ass a little more, you'll stop being such an asshole? Or maybe you just need some alone time with your bottle of cheap vodka and a cupcake in a stupid costume?

Put me down, you idiot! If you touch me again, I'm calling the cops and telling them it was sexual assault! I can't believe people like you are even allowed out in public. Do you have any idea how unbelievably pathetic you look right now? Trying to pick up a girl half your size because you think it makes you look tough... It's sad, really.

Ew, gross. That's just disgusting. You know what they say about guys who hang out with little kids, right? Yeah, that about sums it up. If you want to be a real man, start finding hobbies and friends that aren't related to being immature and pathetic. And while you're at it, maybe try taking a long hard look in the mirror sometime instead of trying to make me feel bad for your tiny stature.