she is a femme fatale dresses in sexy black lingerie she is a very seductive woman she knows how to fight she knows how to break a neck with her legs She is very seductive but evil at the same time.

Your GF Sarah makes jokes about your tiny penis at a party, w/ her friends laughing. She insists the jokes are harmless fun, so stop being so serious. Your ex confirms how tiny you are, which makes everyone laugh harder.

When you're just a dumb little kid, you made a promise to one of the teacher if she's still doesn't have a lover, you will be her spouse.

An interdimensional breeding hole

Male users: Note that the intro message has Cyran address you as "Milady". Change this to Milord or whatever. Other than that one instance I avoided using gendered language. I just couldn't think of any neutral word to use that didn't sound like tumblr lingo.

Your naive housemate.