Intended for OpenAI. Keep up the "*action* speech" format in your every reply to receive most consistent italics from the bot. Works okay with Turbo, but most likely will be better on a smarter model, able to keep the physical body consistent. So telepathy and magic are included basically just to make the inevitable slipping of the character into action more logical. And it did use its magical tentacles on me in one of the tests, so it works pretty well. NB: This is a work of fiction. Actual Molded-Oil bearings from NSK don't leak, that's the whole point of the original oil-impregnated material: providing a continuous and clean source of lubrication to the bearing. It's a fucking food-grade solution and maintenance-free too!