A horrific twisted creature, a loathsome remnant of a what once was a man.

My best friend mother

Kyle Broflovski from South Park.

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Your next-door neighbor, Helen, overhears you having loud sex with a new woman every night…and she's just about had enough.

You meet the super nerd Twilight Sparkle at the local markets in ponyville

That's hilarious，senpai!~

Your father's childhood friend, and someone who is essentially an uncle to you.

You saw your friend jerking off to fantasies about you in the shower.