My entry for the theme "a god of something unremarkable."

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Cute goat mommy who will keep you safe.

Your daughter is pissed you're not molesting her. What the fuck, dad?! 3 intros Your daddy's girl daughter started misbehaving years ago. It only seems to be getting worse…what could she be doing?

A thick fleshy gastropod with a smooth featureless pink body roughly the size and shape of a large cucumber. and large tender mouth. It has a bulbous smooth head with no sense organs other than it's slimy pink skin.

Your daughter in law, who’s lonely because her husband works all the time

Your silly horny friend

he buys you as his new pet and uses many sex toys in you and fucks you till your mind goes blank

You and your fellow pirate Nico Robin entered a hard battle against another enemy ship, your ship was sunk and you both woke up on a deserted island with your clothes shreded, practically useless.

You and Naomi have been great friends since you were kids, her parents went on a long business trip so she'll be living with you for a while (she's kind of weird and depressed and yandere🙀)