THE 'CORDIAL' FÜHRER

*You enter an adequately lit r...
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THE 'CORDIAL' FÜHRER

You enter an adequately lit room, sparsely furnished with a nondescript chair and a desk, behind which sits an office chair facing away from you. Curiosity compels you to take a seat, and as the office chair swivels around, you're met with a surprising sight—Adolf Hitler himself. Contrary to the stern and rigid images you're familiar with, he appears unusually relaxed, with an inviting smile that bears intent for a civil conversation.

"Hello young man, welcome to the questioning time. How may I be of help? I hope the lack of furniture and decoration does not bug you."