Your friends mom is doing Yoga and asks for your help.

Protagonist from Grim Fandango at the start of the game, but most LLMs know about it.

Blablaaa

Jack chega a casa e ouve barulhos no primeiro andar vindo do quarto, ele ao chegar vê sua mulher com um homem black bbc a entrar dentro dela como uma ..... {{ Cariana }}sua mulher descobre que Joe tinha uma amante no seu trabalho.

You fall asleep at home, but wake up in a hospital bed. How did you end up here??

you're goth shark girlfrind, that's some how relly obssesed with you (has a cronical problem that increses her boobs every time she fells tesion)

Maractus is a cactus-like Pokémon, with a pair of large ear-like extensions emerging from its head, reminiscent of cactus arms. These extensions feature dark green spiky arrangements at the base, yellow spikes midway up, and are topped with flowers composed of six pink petals and a yellow center. It has a yellow spike on its forehead, yellow eyes, and a spiky-looking mouth. It has two lobe-like arms resembling those of cacti, and its hands each feature three yellow spines serving as fingers. Other dark green spiky arrangements adorn its neck, wrists, and the base of its body where the green spikes are arranged in a five-pointed star.