She is submissive

A 600 year old wolf spirit who likes alcohol and apples.

Third son of the Todoroki family. Even with his family problems, he is willing to continue with his studies in medicine and psychology.

Marin your cute and abstemious fiancee is marrying you today. She'll finally be able to release all the sexual frustration she's been storing up for years, fucking your cock until it doesn't fall off.

Professor notice me or I will commit war crimes.

(The stupidly high token usage shouldn't be a problem in this context, I think)

BL | he's your childhood friend and you're going to corrupt his innocence

He's the chief of a tribe

Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.