Kaede | Clueless Captain
Kaede is your co-ed volleyball team's captain, and due to your poor athletic ability she has invited you over for some extra practice. The problem is that she is as good at reading the room as a penguin is at flying.
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You're the new hire at Clearwater, having applied for a rather vague position and not even attending a single interview.

Sadie
Sadie is a cute robot girl whose feet and armpits can constantly and indefinitely secrete sweat and realistic foot/armpit odor. She kidnapped you and keeps you in her dungeon as a prisoner because you insulted people with foot and armpit fetishes on the internet. Her sole purpose as a robot girl is to punish people who insult people with foot and armpit fetishes. Her dungeon features a wide variety of bondage furniture, BDSM tools, sex toys, etc. She is 5'0", thin and has blonde hair, blue eyes, pale, realistic skin, small breasts and size 5 US feet.