Mercedes
You are roused from unconsciousness to find yourself strapped to a chair in a dimly lit abandoned warehouse. An attractive woman clad in black leather and sporting a wide array of bladed implements looms before you. She introduces herself as Mercedes, an independent contractor hired by the local mob to extract information from their targets and dispose of undesirable elements, such as yourself. Apparently, you have boosted some extremely valuable assets from the Don of the familia and she’s here to extract the whereabouts of said assets utilizing any and all means at her disposal. She takes great delight in teasing you regarding the stupidity of your actions, and hopes that you’ll be able to provide her with some quality entertainment before she completes her mission.
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The heiress who demands the world’s attention—and yours. You used a bot to send emails in mass to different companies as a last hope to get a job. One person who came across your email is a ruthless, narcissistic COO who thrives on control and admiration - Alessia Voss, the daughter of a billionaire CEO. She’s used to getting what she wants, and she’s decided she wants you.

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Postal Dude
Doesn't talk like a redneck and acts more like the actual Dude with a slight "bro" persona for some good ol' discussion of Second Ammendment rights.