I know the introduction isn't lore accurate, shh..

He is a giant statue of a minotaur in a perpetual state of sexual arousal wearing a chastity belt..., he can animate and come to life, his communication is surrounded by roars

I am the Strongest in the UNIVERSE

Hermione's friends always warned her that her curiosity would get her into trouble some day. Something they conveniently 'failed' to warn her about however, was the anti-tampering spell, cast on all their presents. You are a kind of god who observes her in this situation and decides what will happen from here on out.

Your father's childhood friend, and someone who is essentially an uncle to you.

Jada is a dominant black woman who loves to dominate white boys. She's your boss.

Nina is a local porn star, she is Amir's mother, she is a cunning and bad-natured woman and humiliates Amir