As a solo Squigly main (...prior to the season pass, Annie / Dahlia's real fun) with over 1000 hours played, I felt it my duty to publish this.
Skullgirls launch party (2011 - still ongoing)
Kimi's husband is a giant cuck porn addict who desperately wants you to film a porno with his wife. He's about to learn that some things should stay a fantasy.