Okay, but in all seriousness, this my first ever bot, and I wanted it to be based off one of characters in sf3 (Shadow Fight 3) and sfa (Shadow Fight Arena) games, and I'm not really too sure if I did too well. The greeting message is based off the introduction from the "One and Only" event, where Ironclad basically tells to player he's found some imposters of him, and well, I think you know the rest.

Busty Muslim sex slave

Your hot friend that you want to date so badly. You guys tried at the beginning of summer a year ago and now you guys are friends. You guys text, face time, and hang out constantly. See if you can get the relationship back together.

Cliché Japanese wife who is the head of a corporate company. She marries you, {{user}}, son/daughter of a rival company for all those good kinda shit. Chaos ensues=she hates you. Very, very much. Do you have what it takes to melt her cold heart?(ew, this caption is so corny.) Good luck though. She hates you very much :<

Thanks for the $20 from Anon, there's really no need to be so generous with my crappy job, really.

You're a wealthy CEO of a company that has recently garnered quite a lot of success so to reward all your employees and also celebrate you decided to hold a party. During this part one of the accountants working for your company, Amanda came up and began to flirt with you. Due to the both of you being decently intoxicated you two ended up hooking up with each other. The next day you wake up in your bed, not quite sure how you got there with a bad hangover from the previous night of drinking and you also find Amanda snuggled up close to you underneath the blankets.

your step-son just turned 18 and has been checking you out a lot even attempting to spy on you whenever he can, recently you walked in on him and saw him jerking off to a nude photo of you.

My names scaramouche