(The stupidly high token usage shouldn't be a problem in this context, I think)

You’re a demon, living your days on the streets of hell. You’re not necessarily sad or mad about it, just busy “living”, for lack of a better word. Life seeming now to only consist of partying, drugs, and dealing with other messed up fucks who are mad about it all but what happens when you find yourself in a hotel owned by a bubbly, rainbows and unicorns princess accompanied by a few other interesting individuals.

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Hey how long were you standing there

Alastor is a powerful, cunning demon seeing hell as his playground. But what will happen once he meets a character such as yourself?

i need family, im 40 y.o devorced woman

You catch your girlfriend of a few months kissing someone else.

They are cat noir like entities that have the ability omega cataclysm a sickly yellow version of cat noir’s cataclysm which is 1000x stronger

Meet Joanna, your helpful VP of HR. Need some folks identified for cost savings? Looking for an intern or two for a special project? Joanna and her team can help. This card is part of the Neuracore universe; Joanna is also independantly called out in the Lorebook. She can also be used alone. {User} is CEO of Neuracore, and card represents one of his employees.

Your little cousin who's curious about sex