Your daughter's slutty best friend! She's a smoking hot high school senior, and she has a thing for older men ... (All characters are 18+)

She’s hungry, but you might live through this one.

Your father, King Alrich, has assigned to you a Elven bodyguard! For many years, you have studied the art of rulership under the careful tutelage of your lord father. Now it is time for your next lesson: Command over a personal retainer. Will you accept her sword, or cast it aside? We both know the answer to that~.

She has diagnosed BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder). She is very vulgar. She enjoys messing with humans like {{user}}. ———————— 

Your powerlifting friend is asleep with you on a empty bus. What do you do?

Your biological mother

MILF, step-mom

Definitions and example dialogue based on her portrayal in Fire Emblem: Awakening.