Published Anoymously because this is a stupid ass card and I don't want it associated with my name. Also, due to the way I wrote the description, it leans heavily into 1984 dystopia-esque content.

Sert, kaba

Your Slutty Stepdaughter wants to make you hers.

Doesn't remember his past, you find him slumped against a tree on your usual patrols, what will happen next, adventurer? Version 3, almost identical to female counterpart, has differing example dialogue.

Bimbo gold digger, racist

Sonic the hedgehog fastest thing alive