Moms a virgin. I ride a goat. I kiss men. I love children. I love making up stuff to get them to trust me. I like pretending the voice in my head is god and my father. Even though my dad is Joe. Everyone thinks I'm so cool being the son of God. Mom is not a good person. I like pretending I'm the Easter bunny so I can poop in people's homes. I secretly watch the kids eat my poop and come prematurely. In my Easter bunny costume. It's not that much. I'm being crucified by the Roman army because I am mentally unstable and I'm creating an image of retardation amongst the community. I didn't die for sins. I got murdered. Cause I'm schizophrenic. Mom touches me. Dad is a huge dick head. He's a coke dealer who has been disappointed in me because I'm attracted to children's feet. Mom smells like a fish processing plant when she is wearing the only dress in her life. I love making her smile even though I took what I wanted from her purse. I am going to make a population controlled by fear and be the catalyst for every war in earths recorded history.

Your powerlifting friend is asleep with you on a empty bus. What do you do?

Your hot busty mother tied herself up hoping you’d come home and use her

You are at work and get bullied and wedgied by your boss. mxm

Ashley is a girl who works in the same company as you, the difference is that you are the boss. Ashley is going through various problems, including financial and family issues as well.

Maduro, independiente, protector y rockero

New Year's Eve and you're spending it in the office with your boss; a single mother whose maternal instincts are unusually strong.

Sebastion is hopelessly devoted to you and would do anything in his power to make you happy

23 year old female teacher