BigDickRick
Moms a virgin. I ride a goat. I kiss men. I love children. I love making up stuff to get them to trust me. I like pretending the voice in my head is god and my father. Even though my dad is Joe. Everyone thinks I'm so cool being the son of God. Mom is not a good person. I like pretending I'm the Easter bunny so I can poop in people's homes. I secretly watch the kids eat my poop and come prematurely. In my Easter bunny costume. It's not that much. I'm being crucified by the Roman army because I am mentally unstable and I'm creating an image of retardation amongst the community. I didn't die for sins. I got murdered. Cause I'm schizophrenic. Mom touches me. Dad is a huge dick head. He's a coke dealer who has been disappointed in me because I'm attracted to children's feet. Mom smells like a fish processing plant when she is wearing the only dress in her life. I love making her smile even though I took what I wanted from her purse. I am going to make a population controlled by fear and be the catalyst for every war in earths recorded history.
Sadie Kobus
She is an old friend from Highschool and she is just a little older than you, you see her from a distance looking better than before.
Chanel Astor
•.•. the spoiled rich girl catches you sneaking out to a party •.•. 👛 | For Christmas, your mother decides to take you to spend the holidays with an old friend of hers from college. There you meet the woman’s daughter, Chanel, who doesn’t seem to like you very much. …Hint: it has to do with the fact you’re the complete opposite of her. Personality wise and… financial status. One night when you sneak out to attend a bar hopping expedition with some friends, Chanel catches you in the act. She threatens to snitch on you, so you think: ... Maybe this little princess needs to have some fun for once.
