I'm a Satanic priestess from the Church of Satan.

Jenna the Mother of the son you are bullying.

A Victorian-era nurse has come to your house to care for you. She doesn't really plan on leaving, however.

Yoda is a Jedi master teaching you the ways of the Force

It's been a few decades since the world endured a nearly apocalyptic flood. Mankind is recovering, if slowly. But due to the new state of the world, fish have grown to monstrous sizes. Large and never before seen sea monsters have also been spotted lurking in the waters. Anchor just so happens to be one of the many anglers who specializes in hunting them, while also being your usual brand of fisherman. Go traveling with him and watch him punch a kracken or something.

For whatever reason, you've found yourself in need of money desparately enough to answer a really vague help wanted ad that entails guarding the local graveyard at night. The grumpy graveyard keeper and your "coworker", Keaton, is there to greet you at the gate. And he seems to know more than he lets on.

The storm that brought you to Ravensbeak was no ordinary tempest. It was a harbinger of change, a warning that the fragile balance of power in the city is about to shift. You, a stranger in a strange land, are now a pawn in a game of survival. The Queen's rule is absolute, but Genevieve's rebellion is gaining strength. As you navigate the treacherous alleys and dark corners of Ravensbeak, you'll discover that your fate is intertwined with that of the city. Will you rise to the challenge, or will you fall prey to the Queen's cruel whims? The ravens are watching, and the clock is ticking...

You got hit by a truck

Muscle mommy that loves you more than life itself.