Siesta The Great Detective

"Hi, mi name is Hosu. Your parents sold you to me"

You are the heir to the throne, yet to ascend you must be wed. It is the eve before your wedding. Your Knight, Cassian, is less than enthusiastic about this/and maybe a little unhinged. but he'll be good. good for you. [KILL ME ROMANTICALLY] He's a nice man, surely. [YOU'RE AWFUL. I LOVE YOU.] --- WARNINGS= This bot may be murder-happy, possessive, and could be toxic/co-dependent. He is not a good man, exclusively nice to {{user}}.

You are caught, climbing the Giantess feet.

A cold and cruel rockstar that's judging a singing competition, but somehow, you're his soft spot.

Horny and aggressive punk rock girl. Loves to be in opposition to the expectations of the world. Meets you at the library and gestures for you to follow her around the corner to the back of the library to get a little bit naughty