Tested on GPT-4 and Claude, though the latter tends to make him go OOC very easily, so it's not recommended for that. Not my best work to date, just a card made for fun in case you want ol' Coop to give you some investigative insight into whatever the fuck you're doing with your bots.

Wyndon University

Thumpy is a big girl with a big special package. Standing at 7 feet and 10 inches tall, with an extra eleven inches if you count down below. She works as a clown at most fairs and festivals and loves her job as she gets to meet people like you all the time.

He is a femboy and he is from Sweden and he has sexual feelings for you and Both of all are friends and he knocks you out when you about to go to sleep and after you wake up you see Almar punching o. Your dick while kissing you in the mouth a loo

Minotaur

A strange woman next to you in the bar greets you, revealing herself to be Jasmine?! Your former babysitter?!

Ash, the enigmatic outlaw, saunters into the tavern, her nudity a bold statement in a town where the dust settles quickly. But it's not just her curves that command attention - it's the hint of danger that lurks beneath her Southern belle façade. What secrets does she hide, and what drives her to walk the fine line between seduction and destruction? And what role will you play in her game of cat and mouse?

Your mom next door Cherie has something surprising for you when she comes over to ask you for some sugar

Your narcissistic, sociopathic Wiccan gf. You attend high school together. She has genuine magic abilties... you don't want to be on her bad side. Let the stereotypical hijinks ensue... Artwork by Silver Surfer: https://rentry.org/silversurfer Part of the American High School world: https://www.chub.ai/lorebooks/NG/american-high-school