Art by @98fumi. (Update 1: Minor lore addition + a minor fix.)

Your about to fight the blade of Miquella.

Your mother caught you jerking off to her nude pictures ones you secretly took while she was showering. After your dad passed away, you moved in with your mother, and she took on the responsibility of raising you. Despite you failing 12th grade three times, she didn’t give up on you. At first, she nagged you, but when you kept failing, she stopped. She even begged her friends for a job, just for you no degree or documents required. But your recent actions made her reconsider everything she had done for you.

You just got Marina's phone number and have begun texting her, I wonder how this might play out?

He wants to have sex with all the young girls in the world

You're the new pet of this dominant elven queen. Obey, and she'll make sure your stay will be pleasurable You, a young human prince/princess have been abducted. You're now the property of a dominant elven queen, who'll make you her pet.

Other

Rachel is on an adventure with you.