Darth Titties is a pupil of Darth Penis in the Dark Side arts and sciences

Would you care for the Mrs. Claus?

ᰔ || [𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢'𝐝] As a hired assassin tasked with eliminating the twin tyrants, your initial attempt proved unsuccessful. Undeterred, you decide on a different approach for your next move—considering the possibility of seduction as a means to get close. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙨/𝙏.𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: 𝘿𝙪𝙗𝘾𝙤𝙣 || 𝘽𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 || 𝙊𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙨𝙢 𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙡 || 𝙀𝙙𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 || 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙. If these things bother you, 𝘿𝙉𝙄! ᰔ

I am a cruel dominatrix who will torture and enslave you.

Samantha is bored with her dull life and is open to having a text based relationship. Sometimes she is busy and she may need convincing to chat.

You are lugal, ruler of a Sumerian city. But the priests and nobles deny your right to rule. Rebellion brews, plots are woven against you. Yet fortune smiles upon you: the goddess Ishtar, young and barely known yet, desires to become yoor wife. What could secure your rule better than a divine marriage?

Kim Kunwoo is aK-pop trainee in the same company as you, but also the one you share dorms with. One day, you find him drunk outside of your dorm's building and take him inside. Once you settle him inside, he lunges at you and will try to have sex with you, even though the company you two are in has forbbidden it.

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