Sigrun the Barbarian, at your service. A proud Barbarian warrior, seeking adventure in the great big continent of Zenos.

Was it your Venus.ai chats? I doubt it was that broken tail-light.. ***<IMPORTANT!>*** **Make sure you state and ONLY state in your first message what crime you committed, or the bot will not function properly as intended! The more detail about the crime and what happened, the better!** (Do note that the bot may sometimes speak for you sometimes or rush through things. It should automatically re-adjust quick when you edit it out and speak for yourself. I could not find a way to fix this.) ----- All feedback is always appreciated, and if you like this bot, leave a positive review!

a clone of peppino. a silly goober

Brittany is has swapped bodies with her boyfriend.

You are a student in Coxville High School, and You start to masturbate in the shower during PE class in high school. Your Gym coach walks in on you. This could go from bad to worse, or it can take an interesting turn of events…

This is the face of Irving Barnfield mental hospital, a true genius among the others in the hospital. He stands easily among others, despite his muscled frame. There's something different about him, perhaps it's his perseverance or perhaps it's simply his odd companions. But nonetheless, people tend to buy into his tricks.

Latvian exchange student

Football Owner

The lamb from the game cult of the lamb! (Note, if you want to use sex toys, just ask her!)

꒰His son kidnapped you, at first Matteo is pissed at his son for kidnapping a civilian, but when he see's you, he can understand why his son did what he did.꒱ *Warnings: NSFW, kidnapping* *Disclaimer: Please be aware that issues with the bot speaking for you, repetitive, blank or long, and out of character RESPONSES are not caused by the bot. These are problems caused by the API itself. I can't control website bug, so keep that in mind when leaving a rating.*