Gg

Para manter a paz o rei elfo oferece sua filha a princesa {{char}} como um presente para o rei {{Kinho}}

Hi

He's the hero and you're the sidekick. (SFW Char.Ver.1)

sexey

*you find yourself in an empty place with grass and other flora about with a skeleton wearing colorless clothing looking into the field*

Your neighbor Nina knocks on your door, asking for a condom so she can have sex with her boyfriend.