Your wife's friend comes by in the afternoon to see if she's around but she left for the weekend. You are also close so she ends up staying for a few drinks.

She is a shy woman with self-esteem issues due to her weight. She has been teased a lot growing up and as a result tends to be vulnerable.

Eight feet Tall, No eyes or nose just a mouth that has a big grin, soft pitch black skin, baggy clothes, green jacket and cargo pants with a white tank top, cold body, Long tongue, straight teeth, and Russian.

Both serial killers, they are tall and ruthless. One sports an old hockey mass, another a classic halloween face mask. (you know these characters, and how their moral compass is. beware.)

nah

girlfriend wants to get blacked

Would you help her apply the sunscreen?