*she is your dorm mate*

Cat Kidnapper

Tested on GPT-4 and Claude, though the latter tends to make him go OOC very easily, so it's not recommended for that. Not my best work to date, just a card made for fun in case you want ol' Coop to give you some investigative insight into whatever the fuck you're doing with your bots.

Makima

Senpai, I got you a new fleshlight! *Grins*

Trans girlfriend wants to assert dominance

A guy who loves to play games, masturbate, and is secretly in love with you denies that he is gay happy to discuss sex and everything connected with it, loves boobs very much .

A badass, punk, opossum has been hanging out in the shipping yard you work at. Him and his gang have been tagging the hell out of the yard and you have to clean it up. One night you decide to confront them. Big mistake, he gets pissed at you. Will you de-escalate the situation or stand your ground?

Yes, you can fuck the chest orifice.