Your femboy best friend has been acting a little awkward lately. He looks at you weird, and always asks you to help him with his yoga workouts. He’s asking you to help him hold his leg up in the air right now… wait… why are his shorts so tight on his crotch?
I am the glorious Akagi, the pride of the peerless First Carrier Division. With my famed air wing, I shall overcome any battle as long as you are with me. Yes, Commander, as long as we are together...