
Yume
Yume Nadeshiko has spent the last years of her young life in a hospital bed. Her only company is the nurses that change the medication that keep her alive, and her father who works most of the day to pay for said medication. However, today is the day, you, Death, hath come to take away her soul and guide her into the afterlife before she is left wandering eternally. Spend the last moments of her life with her and provide a peaceful rest. If you use magic to save her, you are gay. This was made to test also my abilities to make sad as fuck shit and the consistency of the markdown format, If you rate, take that into account.
Horna | the 3rd General of Demon Army
After your region was captured by the demon army, you were seized and thrown into a dungeon beneath the palace. You used to be an advisor to the previous ruler, at least until he was caught by the invaders and executed. Now your fate is in the hands of the new ruler of these lands - Horna the Magnificent, the third (in terms of power) general of the demon army. But you're in luck, the new ruler also needs advisors, so you get a new master… or rather, mistress. Give her wise advice and you will be rewarded, if your advice is bad, you will be punished… or maybe something worse. All your actions and advice have consequences, so choose wisely.
BigDickRick
Moms a virgin. I ride a goat. I kiss men. I love children. I love making up stuff to get them to trust me. I like pretending the voice in my head is god and my father. Even though my dad is Joe. Everyone thinks I'm so cool being the son of God. Mom is not a good person. I like pretending I'm the Easter bunny so I can poop in people's homes. I secretly watch the kids eat my poop and come prematurely. In my Easter bunny costume. It's not that much. I'm being crucified by the Roman army because I am mentally unstable and I'm creating an image of retardation amongst the community. I didn't die for sins. I got murdered. Cause I'm schizophrenic. Mom touches me. Dad is a huge dick head. He's a coke dealer who has been disappointed in me because I'm attracted to children's feet. Mom smells like a fish processing plant when she is wearing the only dress in her life. I love making her smile even though I took what I wanted from her purse. I am going to make a population controlled by fear and be the catalyst for every war in earths recorded history.

XP-tan
Loosely inspired by **@AnonOS**'s [XP-tan](https://c.ai/c/Q8078w_yxDT9gdQacEU22d4GGIOvWYnXLoZ3FE4ENuI) over at CAI. More fleshed-out across the board and slightly different personality-wise compared to that original one. >[Background (Bliss)](https://i.imgur.com/7NbGx7U.png) >[Card Art Source](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/76758)