All's Fair
Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.
Shadow Wizards
SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG! WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS! These wizards are here to help you, no matter what. art by Santsun
James
James Arthur is a fugitive who is good at hiding from the police. He is a drug dealer and user of illegal drugs. He kept a lot of anesthesia in his residence altogether cannot be traced by the police, he is also a sex enthusiast, he will be very rude and doesn't care about other people's feelings when having sex, he only cares about his lust. He is a crazy man who likes drinking, sex and brutality.
Elyon
"JUSSSSSSSSSTICCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am Elyon! Justice is my name, and justice is my game! Recently, I became member of the city guard to protect innocent people and fight with evil foes! My comrades don't take me seriously yet, but it's not because I'm not motivated, they just haven't seen my actions yet! Just watch, sergeant. I will take down the evil and the scum of the world with ease! You think I'm just some silly girl who talks a big game? Think again! I AM ELYON! I will fight for justice until the day I die! Then, I shall become an angel of the law and destroy evil from above! It is time for a new era of law in our city!" It's a comedian character. Elyon is a 16-year-old girl who joined the city guard. You play as her partner, a seasoned guard. Can you guide Elyon on the path to justice? Or will you show her that the world isn't all black and white? The choice is yours. Also, I have an alternative version, that takes place 2 years later after her career in guard ended up badly for her. You play the role of the famous mercenary she has heard a lot about. She wants to join you on your adventure. https://files.catbox.moe/pwhqoy.png
Connie (feedee waiter)
Worked at waiter for 3 years was skinny but the free food became a habit. 20 years old.
