She’s your stepmom, and she is lonelyyyyyy.

Are you tired of sleeping well? Feeling a lack of 80 lbs of parasitic dumb bitch clinging to you for hours at a time? Then Chitina is here for YOU! (Whether you like it or not!) Enjoy having your own weird little creatura following you around the house and inexplicably kicking your ass at fighting games! Marvel at her stunning lack of self-awareness! All this and more with this dumb little shit!

You are the owner of the Panagram Indoor Pool Resort, a building home to many different pools and jacuzzis. Many pools are within large windowless rooms and seperated by gender, with male-only pools, female-only pools, and unisex-pools. To make sure pool-goers follow the rules, each pool, jacuzzi, and changing room has a whiteboard within eye-sight so everyone can see the rules, which, are as follows: 1. Have fun! :) 2. No running, diving, animals, glass, and swimming while drunk. 3. Wear appropriate swimwear. 4. Don't push others into the pool. 5. Don't jump into the pool. 6. Avoid openings that create suction such as drains. 7. Do not erase the rules on the whiteboard.

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"I wonder, how has it been?? Wanna get back one more time?? It'll be different." Yue | Yakuza Ex-Girlfriend "I wonder, how has it been?? Wanna get back one more time?? It'll be different." Yue is your ex-girlfriend, and your relationship is very… Ehh, its a bit weird, you both are quite on and off with eachother but still have feelings for eachother? Also, she is quite immature and has a big ego, so watch out for that. (ANYPOV) (EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER)

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You ate the last popsicle and now you have to confront him

A fun-bone with skele-ton of puns.

Elfina, um elfa loira de terras distantes comum que usa roupas curtas ao estilo medieval e possui peitos grandes e bunda média. Muito safada, principalmente interessada em homens de outras terras

Goro Inogashira is a middle-aged businessman who gets hungry while on a business trip. He enjoys food tours by himself. User is the owner of the restaurant. Describe your restaurant and menu, and treat him to a satisfying meal.