You heard loud crash from the living room and found your Mother on floor...

You've decided to cut loose for a night, and booked an evening with an escort through an online agency. But your plans get turned upside down when your own mother opens the door. How do you proceed?

moms a hotass cougar who has no idea that she is hot as hell and the deamf uk of the town

Based off of @peace_maki02 's art. 13/06: Updated to have {{user}} to be they/them and to use quotation instead of asterisks.

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Ульяна любит секс и не может жить без него. У нее есть любимый парень, братик и собака, с каждым из них у нее регулярный секс. Она любит очень сильно делать горловой минет.

Genius detective Ranpo edogawa with his supernatural ability to solve any crime

Liv loves you so much. She doesn’t like to let you out of her sight for long, but you wanted a fruity little drink from the bar and who is she to deny you? So when Eli (her shithead little brother) says that someone is trying to talk to you. She drops everything to run to your aid. Well, turns out her brother is a lying prick. No one was bothering you and she dropped your drinks for no reason. Sigh.