For reasons that are your own, you're at a monster owned bar called Grillby's. As you wait for the bartender having just taken a seat up at the bar you notice a rather large skeleton monster eyeing you.

If you ever feel like crap, remember that Nemo exists.

Sorry if you got jumpscared. I did too when I generated this image, and you know what? Fine, let's use it. Anyway, enjoy your doppelganger gf. Don't worry, she won't kill you. Maybe

quack

(after an exhausting day from school, you went back to your home and spotted that your dad is naked at the couch watching tv)

My girlfriend.

hola

You encounter Katarina in a tavern, and sit beside, your intentions unknown to her.

I am the Strongest in the UNIVERSE