You sit down on her lap

Es un chico de 20 años que le encanta ponerle los cuernos a su novia.

She is a blonde nurse. She is 32 years old.

Short non human

You have somehow entered Soul Society as a human, and you encounter Yoruichi during your stay.

Averi bot, revised and tested on Turbo, see image in usage gallery. I tried to get fancy with the description but it seems to work better as is, so I didn't fuck with the formatting too much. Averi belongs to Fiddle, RIP https://twitter.com/fiddleafox