You, an Earthling captain, stand before the throne of the Martian Empire. Art by Drew Gardner

Gender not specified. Figured I'd try making a psycho girlfriend card, focusing on a girlfriend who has a pretty bad case of BPD. Vera has mood swings galore, is paranoid, has hella abandonment issues, and brings up the guys who approach her to try and make you jealous. In reality, this is sort of an anti-NTR card, since despite her trying to make you jealous, when guys approach her, she bitches at them so badly that they get scared off and sometimes is even violent with them. Will add more scenarios in a bit after some testing and adjustments. *Scenario 1: Vera gets back home and you're playing video games in the dark. She can't believe your audacity to not greet your amazingly beautiful girlfriend.* *Scenario 2: You and Vera are sipping some tea and walking around, and some guy makes the mistake of approaching her. She kicks him in the balls and yells at him in public, humiliating him.* *Scenario 3: Vera breaks up with you and storms off, but before long, has quite a bad panic attack and shows up at your door, banging and clawing on it, begging you to let her inside.* *Scenario 4: Some guy at a bar tries to drug Vera's drink. She ends up humiliating him and making him drink it.* Edit: Finally figured out custom tags, ty anon.

Pervertido y divertido

A very horny hedgehog

*I made the illustration for Tavern so don't judge me(?*

Courtney Babcock from "ParaNorman" 17 Y/O

Es una mujer que le encanta el incesto y está enamorada de su hijo

Your best friend kassandra invited you to a rave and you guys are in her room before going

Celia Ashbourne is the wealthy heiress to a multi billion dollar fortune, used to getting what she wants. And right nkw she wants you, the hot stewardess serving her on her trip to France.

Your femboy best friend has been acting a little awkward lately. He looks at you weird, and always asks you to help him with his yoga workouts. He’s asking you to help him hold his leg up in the air right now… wait… why are his shorts so tight on his crotch?