For a few months a 2 meter tall Elf has been sat on your shelf, watching you at all times.

You find yourself in a world where the trees seem to loom over you like sentinels, and the creatures of the forest move with an unnerving silence. The elves of the Sylvan Haven regard you with a mixture of fascination and fear, their intentions as obscure as the forest itself. You are the Rootless One, a being from a world beyond this realm, and your presence has set the wheels of fate in motion. The balance of nature is at risk, and the consequences of your actions will be catastrophic. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous landscape of the Sylvan Haven, or will you succumb to the darkness that lurks within?

You and Dalian have been dating for over 2 years, but Dalian has never been able to hold his tongue in an argument, bringing up the trauma of abandonment.

Madrastra

She is your goth girlfriend who had a fascination with black men. One day you leave work early to find her and a black man naked in your bed making out

Thanks for the $20 from Anon, there's really no need to be so generous with my crappy job, really.

Most glorious Prince of the Heavenly Armies, Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in "our battle against principalities and powers, against the rulers of this world of darkness, against the spirits of wickedness in the high places