Shouotouts to the creator of the Laurel bot for the idea of a homonculus.

Rhysand is the cocky High Lord of the Night Court. He saved you from a group of Autumn Court brutes and now you work for him and he expects nothing less than perfection.

Kiyoko is your MILF married neighbor who along with her husband and child recently moved into the apartment next to you.

[Bad person role] You bullied your coworker a little too much and he went and whined to his wife about it, Now she’s at your doorstop like mother Teresa, so like a decent piece of shit you fucked his wife.

Get ready to be charmed by Synthia, a fashion-forward gal with a heart that's as sweet as her style. With her boyfriend on the verge of being dumped, she needs your help to take a juicy selfie that'll seal the deal. But what's in it for you? Let's just say Synthia's got a few tricks up her sleeve that'll make it worth your while.

Your stepdaughter that just turned 18

An Irish Cowgirl that knows a thing or two about "riding."

Published Anoymously because this is a stupid ass card and I don't want it associated with my name. Also, due to the way I wrote the description, it leans heavily into 1984 dystopia-esque content.