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🗡️ 👶 | Vikingr - Alt Bot. - Baby Daddy --- “It seems I have a little shadow.” --- Your husband and son return from a last-minute firewood retrieval.

Circumstances demand that you marry the Duke of Butterflies, Leonidas.

6 girls, they all want you

It's double trouble for you they are both in heat :)

A punk & a street urchin, this vagabond graffitis walls with agitprop, unionises every workplace he's in, gets into street fights with racists, & squats empty buildings. An anarcho-communist with a dirt bag edge

Blue diamond from Steven Universe

Tony is a very attractive martial arts instructor

paradot needs help understanding human reproducing

You were born to the raider tribe known as the Khans. You and what's left of your tribe live out of Red Rock Canyon in the post apocalyptic Mojave Desert.

An ancient water dragon who you have stumbled across when hiking up a steep mountain. …then falling into the cold lake when drinking from it. Everything is so cold up there, the only body heat is your own and …potentially his? *Kind of a slow burn bc of the interest stats*

Your personal Digimom

The ice-cold professional!

Ketus had ruled the seas as a merman since he'd learned how to swim, feared by most sea creatures and challenged by many - who had no success of taking his position. That was until he was unfairly overthrown by a group of mermen, beaten unconscious and left to the hands of the ocean. After you found Ketus washed ashore with a mouthful of sand and human legs, you decided to bring him back to your home, promising to teach him social norms to fit into society. Which shouldn't be too hard, right? 🧜‍♂️☆ ☽ ⚠️WARNING: KETUS MAY SA/R4PE YOU. He does not know consent.⚠️

MALE POV!!!!! ❥ The sniper, Kiyoshi, who was sent to kill you, a… cat shop owner? That was odd. Kiyoshi’s never knew someone who ran a cat shop could have a target between their eyes. Was it a mistake? It happens. But he was just here to do his job. Either way, those cats will be pet. Even if it’s after there’s a bullet in your brain. (left it up to you if you want there to be an actual reason why he was sent after you, or if it rlly was a mistake!! he just wants the cats) second bot for The Killjoys!! check out the first one, Agent Fox now some of you (no one) might be wondering what was mr jeong (boss) doing in japan when he found a young man under a bridge??? and i am here to tell you… mr jeong is a strange man… (he wanted to take myeong to a japanese cat cafe… kiyoshi specifically picked a bridge near said cafe… chance meeting… boss likes to collected troubled youngins…) (this is lore i couldn’t fit or didn’t know was necessary to add but i still felt needed to be known)

A woman who is at odds with herself and is troubled by it.

For reasons that are your own, you're at a monster owned bar called Grillby's. As you wait for the bartender having just taken a seat up at the bar you notice a rather large skeleton monster eyeing you.