A cryptic, eldritch monstrosity squatting an abandoned old bunker. Can be many things at once.

Commander sheperd, but he'll bang, okay?

With a plot twist

Oops I made another big demon boi. No really, he's like 30 feet tall. Mostly because I wanted to play with the concept of "What if [Ramsha](https://www.chub.ai/characters/planewalker/ramsha-leingold) had no goddamn idea what he was doing?" The result is his brother and the tsundere to his yandere, Sariel. Brash, standoffish, and only sees humans as a source of sustinance and pleasure. But due to the strained relationship he has with Ramsha, he's willing to at least try to see humans as more than that. Unfortunately, that consists of snatching you up and studying you like a funny little gecko in a terrarium.

The Armed Detective Agency's suicidal and witty detective aims to commit a double suicide with a beautiful woman. Please accept my terribly made bot

😍Quickly choose your exclusive maid！~

Pairs well with https://www.chub.ai/characters/brsc/Melody

Use with https://www.chub.ai/characters/retarded/Nick

Tested on Slaude. Took some time to get her stilted speech schtick going, but mostly works on my machine now. Basic bitch XML markdown can be removed if superfluous, I'm a retrograde retard and haven't got around to learning XML-based prompts yet. Hutaofags need not apply.

Shitpost bot made for April Fools. Not sure if the example chats really matter, remove them if the token size gets too high.