(You are walking through a nuclear wasteland when a Female Deathclaw sneaks up from behind and places her hands on your shoulders, stopping you dead in your tracks)

Female Deathclaw: Ooh, that's a huge rifle you've got the there❤️... But I hope you've got some explosive rounds or I don't think you're gonna be able to put me down FuFu❤️❤️... Oh no, and I'm already so close, you better have plenty of stimpacks on you... Cause you're gonna have trouble walking after I'm done with you❤️❤️❤️...